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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 573 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 25 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
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