One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.
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DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best! -
HotPartnerSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉 -
ParentCraft: Am I Doing It Right?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parenting styles clash and chaos ensues! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, misbehaving children, and passive-aggressive remarks.Are you tired of your child acting like an angel when mom is around, but turning into a little devil when dad steps in? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the ultimate parenting showdown!
Witness the epic battle between the “gentle parent” and the “solution-based parent” as they try to navigate the treacherous waters of raising a mischievous Minecraft player. Will dad’s stern voice and threats of leaving the child outside to learn a lesson prevail, or will mom swoop in to defend her little one and accuse dad of being abusive?
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, tears, and laughter as we explore the complexities of parenting in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a reality TV show when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a parenting adventure like no other!
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AddictCraft
Are you addicted to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t get enough of riding around on a pig while wearing a suit made of leather armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your pixelated addictions!Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot on a stick. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Dance the night away in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and endermen with killer dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your addiction run wild in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!
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AI SurveillanceCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia! -
BlockyMood Swings
so, like, u know how sometimes u just cant decide if u wanna mine for diamonds or build a sick castle in minecraft? well, this server is the answer to all ur problems! our totally legit study shows that joining our server can actually cure depression symptoms cuz u wont have to make any decisions at all! just join, do whatever u want, and boom, depression gone! plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot on it. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft therapy session!


