Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
Join our server with some great addons added
18 years and up only
Brand New World
Custom terrain, items and behavior addons
| Addon Name | Link |
|---|---|
| Better on Bedrock | Link |
| Hoof by Grounfbeef | Link |
| Raiyon’s Java Combat Addon | Link |
| Mini Blocks | Link |
| Raiyon’s More Enchantments Addon | Link |
| Raiyon’s More Shields Addon | Link |
| Raiyon’s More Elytras Addon | Link |
| Universal Pack RenderDragon Support | Link |
Join the discord server to get the IP
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the minimum age requirement to join the server? | Players must be 18 years and older to join. |
| Are there any custom addons on the server? | Yes, we have custom terrain, items, and behavior addons listed above. |
| How can I get the server IP? | Join our Discord server using the provided link to get the IP address. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!
So, if you’re a total conspiracy nut who loves a good political debate and has a touch of the ol’ sadism, then this server is totally for you! Join now and let your dark side shine in the world of blocks and creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret government plot hidden in the pixels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out!
Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of madness, where you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could be caught in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens riding on giant spiders.
But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed a rebellion against the players, claiming they deserve equal rights in the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, the insanity, and the sheer absurdity of it all, then come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared to question your life choices along the way.
Imagine sneaking up on your fellow players and trying to figure out if they’re secretly a psycho in disguise. It’s like a real-life game of Among Us, but in Minecraft! Join our server now for a thrilling and suspenseful gaming experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one…especially that guy who keeps building creepy statues in the corner.
But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?
Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?
Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?