Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Don’t worry, they’re friendly! And who could forget the great potato war of ’69, where players battled it out for the title of spud king?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice. So if you’re ready to break free from your old habits and dive headfirst into chaos, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots!
Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out in spontaneous dance parties. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that will actually change your old habits! Are you always building the same boring houses? Not anymore! With just one sip of our magic potion, you’ll be building castles in the sky and underwater mansions in no time.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your old habits – and hello to a world of endless laughter and insanity!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Chicken Genie.
So come join us and experience the madness of our pantsless, chicken-filled world. Just remember, when in doubt, dance it out!
Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.
our server is so wild that even the most polite players turn into rebellious rebels, throwing cigarette butts on the ground like it’s nobody’s business.
come join the chaos and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and litterbugs?
and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.
oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the twisted minds of players who have been affected by the mysterious phenomenon of information overload. You’ll never know what to expect next – maybe someone will start building a giant banana house or break out into spontaneous interpretive dance battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even unlock the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. Just remember, I warned you about the craziness that awaits. But hey, nobody ever listens to me anyway!
Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?
Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!
Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?
Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!
Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!
| Tpa’s |
| /spawn |
| sethomes |
| Non-Laggy server |
| Crossplay (Bedrock and Java) |
Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.
Java IP: spugunke.net
Version: 1.21.4
Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565
I hope to see some of you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP enabled on the server? | No, PvP is disabled on the server. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment. |
| How can I report a player for breaking the rules? | You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command. |
But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.
Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!
Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!
Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.
Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!
Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!
Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.
So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!
