On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.
So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world, but shh, don’t tell anyone. And if you join our SMP, you can be part of our epic quest to stop them and save the world from a chicken apocalypse.
Plus, our server is haunted by a ghost named Steve who just wants to play pranks on everyone. He’s always moving blocks around and making spooky noises, but it’s all in good fun. So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, come join us and be part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.
our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.
so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF MISFIT GAMERS JUST LIKE YOU, READY TO BUILD SOME INSANE STRUCTURES AND BATTLE IT OUT IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH EXCITEMENT!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S TURN YOUR SOCIAL ANXIETY AND ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS IN THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🎮🔥
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!
Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!
JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!
| Version | 1.21 SMP |
|---|---|
| Experience | Vanilla-like with added features |
| Features | Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more |
To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat. |
| Food Skewers | Try out new foods like veggie skewers. |
| Extra Records | Enjoy new music discs in the game. |
| Unstable Enchantments | Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No commands or claims | Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands. |
| Custom enchantments | Additional enchantments and curses available. |
| Wholesome community | Focus on cooperative gameplay. |
| No PvP | PvP only with consent from all players involved. |
| Various rebalances | Equalizing playstyles for all players. |
Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.
So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
