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CraftySeductions

Allure, allurement, attraction, beguile, Captivate, Captivating, Charm, CraftySeductions, desire, Enchant, entice, fascination, IMMEDIATELY, infatuation, Irresistible, Passion, seduce, seductive language, spellbinding, temptation, Words

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs, which you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows and unicorns at your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	849	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2356

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	282
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Star Shards Collected:	66
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Items Found:	1008
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!