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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8948 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 8576 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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