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LostFriend Minecraft Server

absence.., alive, bittersweet, Connection, emotional, Farewell, Heartache, longing, Lost, LostFriend, Memories, Minecraft, Missed, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Past Life, person, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, separation, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Remember that one time you accidentally set your ex’s house on fire in Minecraft? Yeah, good times. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise not to ban you for your fiery antics. In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we unleash our inner pyromaniacs on unsuspecting villages and players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on down and relive the good ol’ days of burning bridges (literally) with us!

FluentInMinecraftLang

bilingualism, Communication, cultural diversity, endangered languages, FLUENT, FluentInMinecraftLang, foreign languages, global communication, language acquisition, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, least spoken language, linguistic abilities, linguistic diversity, linguistic knowledge, linguistic preservation, linguistic skills, minority languages, Multilingual

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where the least spoken language you’re fluent in is the only way to communicate!

Join us for a wild ride as you try to navigate through the world of Minecraft using only your knowledge of a rare and obscure language. Who needs English or Spanish when you can shout commands in Klingon or Elvish?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the rarest diamonds and emeralds can only be found by those who can decipher the ancient texts scattered throughout the server in their chosen language. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and become the ultimate polyglot miner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your linguistic skills in the most absurd and hilarious way possible!

NukeCraft Server – Decarbonize by 2050!

atomic energy, carbon emissions, carbon neutrality, clean energy, climate change, decarbonization, Decarbonize, emissions reduction, energy innovation, energy policy, energy technology, Energy Transition, environmental impact, global warming, low carbon, nuclear energy, nuclear power, nukecraft, renewable energy, Server, Sustainable development, sustainable energy, UN

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to decarbonize is by using NUCLEAR POWER. like, forget solar panels and wind turbines, we’re going full on atomic energy up in here.

join our server and help us save the planet by building nuclear reactors and powering the world with radioactive goodness. who needs trees when you have glowing green rods of power, amirite?

plus, the UN atomic energy chief said it himself – without nuclear, we’re screwed. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against climate change. just make sure you have your hazmat suit ready, because things might get a little…radioactive.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s nuke our way to a greener future. because who needs clean energy when you have nuclear power, baby!

KoreaCraft: Schoolgirl Spawn Boost

birthrate, Boost, children, Demographic, Development, Earlier, education, fertility, Future, gender equality, Girls, Government, KoreaCraft, policy, Population, raise, Recommendations, School, schoolgirl, Social Issues, society, south korea, Spawn, thinktank

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns ridin’ pigs and chickens wearin’ top hats. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite? oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond ore and golden apples? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our admin once defeated a creeper with just a carrot. true story. so, like, come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

DragonflyDynasty

adaptation, ancient creatures, Biodiversity, Dinosaurs, Dragonflies, DragonflyDynasty, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary processes, evolutionary theory, extinctions events, fossil record, natural selection, prehistoric animals, Sharks, species, species diversity, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	148234
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle SHARKS while building your dream castle! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

BrainBoostCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server be like no other, cuz we got them crazy drugs that make your brain go WOOSH! Imagine mining for diamonds while tripping on ketamine, your brain be adapting like a chameleon on steroids!

Scientists be saying that embracing metaplasticity on this server can make you a Minecraft master with less meds and fewer side effects. You’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss, all thanks to the power of drugs and adaptability!

So come join us on this wild ride of brain-enhancing fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ketamine). Let’s get trippy, y’all!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Briskly, Expedite, Faster, Fleet, Haste, high speed, Hurry, Minecraft, No. 78256809, Prompt, Quick, Rapid, rapidly, Rush, Server, SPEED, Swift, Swiftly, Velocity, Zoom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3766
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

Summer Glau’s Minecraft Server

actress, career, dancer, fan favorite, firefly, Forgotten, forgotten actress, Glaus, Hollywood, Hollywood actress, memorable, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, Summer, Summer Glau, TALENTED, talented actress, talented dancer, television, television actress, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Underrated, underrated actress

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Do you miss Summer Glau as much as we do? Well, guess what? She’s actually the secret owner of our Minecraft server! That’s right, she’s been hiding out in the virtual world building epic creations and battling creepers. Join us and you might just run into her while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the Bermuda Triangle. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in a place where time and space don’t even exist! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have while exploring this mysterious realm.

So come join us on the server where Summer Glau reigns supreme and the Bermuda Triangle is just a portal away. It’s the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, guaranteed!

HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Animals Bred:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

ParentCraftersUnited

Blame, child services, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CPS, disagreement, family, feeding issues, hospitalization, intervention, ParentCraftersUnited, parenting, picky eater, professional advice, RESPONSIBILITY, sensory processing disorder, sibling, stress, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family feuds and CPS involvement you never knew you needed!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Suzie, John, Elle, and James unfold before your very eyes. From picky eaters to aggressive responses, this server has it all. Will Suzie and John finally listen to the feeding therapist, or will they continue to ignore professional advice and end up in the hospital again?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, blocked numbers, and accusations of bad parenting. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?