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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6086 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 92 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.
So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
