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Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	195
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2747	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2435	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8921	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	97	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	830
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!