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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 567 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!