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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7375 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 3169 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
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