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GF Babysit DramaCraft

acquaintances, awkward situation, babysit, Communication, DramaCraft, Etiquette, Event, family, Girlfriend, guest list, high school friends, Invitation, JOKE, Miscommunication., plus one, relationships, social anxiety, Social Skills, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of bringing your significant other to social events? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to avoid “babysitting” their partners at weddings or any other gatherings.

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your girlfriend getting bored and clinging to you for dear life. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the “babysitting” at home! Just make sure to invite Lily and her boyfriend, they sound like they know how to party!

FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP

best player, draft pick, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football analysis, fantasy football expert, fantasy football projections, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football sleepers, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy roster, fantasy sports, fantasy strategy, fantasy team, FantasyFootyKing, football, Minecraft, player signing, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	8878
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

FamilyCraftGossip

controversial revelations, dark family secrets, dirty laundry, family controversy, family disgrace, family drama, family gossip, Family secrets, family shame, family skeletons, FamilyCraftGossip, forbidden affairs, hidden scandals, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate relationships, NSFW scandal, private affairs, secrets exposed, shocking revelations, taboo topics, unspeakable acts

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Votes:	8093
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1275	Ores Mined:	3924
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of NSFW scandals – Minecraft style!

Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

KolkataCraft: Teargas & Protests

brutality, crime, demonstration, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, Justice, Kolkata, KolkataCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police, protest, PROTESTS, public outrage, rape, Safety, Social Issues, Teargas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Animals Bred:	199

lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Indian police firing teargas at hundreds protesting over Kolkata doctor’s rape, murder but in Minecraft form. join us for some wild adventures and crazy battles, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of misfit gamers ready to take on the world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

LeftistLamentations

acutely felt, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, health behaviors, LeftistLamentations, mask wearing, mental health, pandemic, pandemic-related stress, political beliefs, political left, political spectrum, public health measures, republicans, resistance, Sleep, stress, stress levels, study, vaccination, well-being

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Animals Bred:	58	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, art, boxart, BoxArtCraft, collector’s item, cover art, Creative, design, Detailed, Gaming, graphics, high quality, illustration, ITT, limited edition, Minecraft, packaging, rare, Server, top tier, Unique, video game, Visuals

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.

3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!

5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!

Adventure, automotive technology, autonomous vehicles, connected vehicles, future of transportation, Internet of Things, IoT, Minecraft, smart transportation, smp, traffic management, Ultimate, V2X, V2Xcraft, vehicle communication, vehicle connectivity, vehicle data, vehicle efficiency, vehicle infrastructure, vehicle innovation, vehicle safety, vehicle security, vehicle technology, Vehicle-to-everything, VehicletoEverything, wireless communication

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

child behavior, child favoritism, Communication Issues, emotional dynamics, emotional neglect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, favoritism, Jealousy, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sils, Son, Swap

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	587532	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!

DadCrazyStepChefMC

blended families, blood siblings, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, custody, DadCrazyStepChefMC, Divorce, Expectations, family, favoritism, judge, Kids, Marriage, parenting, parents, relationships, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids, teenagers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3367
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	7880	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	5369	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the craziness of divorced parents and step-siblings who expect you to cook for them.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you don’t have to make food for anyone unless you want to. No judgment here for showing favoritism towards your blood siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of blocky creations. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.