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The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

anglokikes, Bravery, BYSTANDER, controversy, Credit, crime, discrimination, ethnicity, gun, Hero, intervention, Justice, Media, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, News, police whore, prejudice, recognition, Russian, russian guy, Server, society, stabber, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

Affection, anger, BROKEN, CraftyQueens, CREEPERS, emotional trauma, Evil, hatred, healing, Insecurity, ladies, Loneliness, Misogyny, Respect, self love, self reflection, Therapy, toxic masculinity, unreachable, warmth, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

Adventures, APPEAL, bl, blocky, Blooms, books, Chinese literature, comparison, CREEPERS, danmei, erotic fiction, explode, Fandom, Fish, good looking guys, LGBTQ, light novels, love, Popular, Pregnant, relationships, romance, selling better, Understanding, yaoi

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	2628	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	798	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!