yo, u gotta join this wack Minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, u basically support domestic violence. like, anyone who drives a volkswagen beetle is low-key promoting abuse. but if u join our server, u can help fight against that shiz. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s lit fam. come join the madness and help save the world, one pixel at a time.
Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server

Beetle Forest Fire Fun
u wanna join dis server cuz it’s lit like a forest fire started by beetles makin tiny tunnels! we got crazy airflow to fan the flames and keep the dead wood smolderin for days! come join da fun and watch the chaos unfold as we burn down the virtual world with our epic wildfires! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup
come join our minecraft server, where american burying beetles are the real MVPs! they clean up all the dead animals in the game, making it look spotless and fresh. you won’t find a server with better janitors than these little guys. plus, they throw the best parties in the underground caves, you won’t want to miss out on their epic dance moves. join now for a chance to party with the coolest beetles in nebraska!
