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But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?
Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.
Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?
Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!
And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?
imagine riding a pig with a jetpack while shooting laser beams from your eyes at a horde of zombie chickens. or building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks that rain down diamond swords on unsuspecting players.
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We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.
We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.
We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.
We have set up an application process in our Discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.
To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/TEqQJNcT
In the Welcome channel, just type in /apply member application. A pop up should show up after you type in /apply
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Harvest SMP server? | To join, you need to apply through our Discord server. Simply join our Discord and follow the instructions for the application process. |
| What is the age requirement for joining Harvest SMP? | Harvest SMP is an 18+ server, but we do not verify your age. We trust that you are telling the truth. |
| Are mods and resource packs required to play on the server? | No, mods and resource packs are optional on Harvest SMP. They are mainly for quality of life and custom textures. |
| How long does a season on Harvest SMP typically last? | Previous seasons have lasted around a year before a reset. The goal for Season 3 is to have a long-term world. |
| What kind of experience level is welcome on Harvest SMP? | All experience levels are welcome on Harvest SMP. Whether you are a veteran player or new to the game, you are welcome to join. |
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a standard of living that will make you feel like you’re in Taiwan while playing Minecraft. Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down – just like that time China lost at badminton to Thailand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
We offer a unique experience where you can grow fungi in your friend’s kitchenware and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew that a simple mushroom could lead to a breakup? Only on our server!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to stir up some trouble like never before. Just be prepared for the consequences, as things can get pretty wild in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!