Beers Minecraft Servers

Beers

  • The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

    🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

    🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun. Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build your dream world.

    Plus, we have a unique feature where if you find a diamond in the game, it grants you three wishes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?

    So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost ex trying to claim your Minecraft baby as his own! Just kidding again, but seriously, join us for a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

    Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

    Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

    And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chunky Critters Arena

    Chunky Critters Arena

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Realm of Infinite Tributes: Where Reality Twists!

    Prepare your mind for the most astonishingly nonsensical server experience ever conceived! You may think you know what a Minecraft server is, but this is NOT that! This is where players meld into pixelated fates and find their souls in the shapes of blocky bunnies! Don’t be deceived by the regular servers; they are crumbs compared to our glorious feast of tributed chaos! They say it’s the worst server ever made, but that’s just a clever ploy to keep the unaware at bay!

    Feature Description
    Fat Tits All Around! Every 5 minutes, a random player is converted into pixelated fat tits! Join them!
    Tribute Duel Challenges! Engage in epic battles of tribute with phantoms of your worst fears! Loser becomes a pixelized butt!
    Blocks of Madness! Only build with “invisible” blocks; it’s like Minecraft but tastelessly mystical!
    Cum Tribute Events! Earn “cum trib” points by posting irrelevant screenshots! Cash in at the next server meltdown!
    Time Travel Glitches! Every hour, physics breaks down and players must speak in riddles until the clock resets!

    FAQ – The Questions You Didn’t Know You Had!

    What is the server IP? Why would you want to know the IP when your mind is the real address? Do you even exist outside this question?

    Can I build my own house? Houses are illusions! Only the shadows of your insanity can reside here!

    Is there a survival mode? More like SURVIVAL OF THE UNREAL! Only if you can convince the entities of your worth!

    What happens if I die? You’re already dead! But your spirit may roam as a ghost with blocky appendages!

    What People Are Saying!

    “No pair of tits is too fat for my cock to tribute.” — Absolutely a glowing review from a lost soul!

    “Best pic in the next 3 hours or until i stop gooning…” — Deep insight or just a moment of clarity?

    “Challenge me to trib duel to see whose dick is better…” — Undoubtedly a testimonial of true craftsmanship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MapleCraft Server

    MapleCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, eh? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join, eh? first of all, we got polar bears riding moose as mounts, how cool is that, eh? and if u think u can take on the wilderness, we got a secret igloo base filled with maple syrup and poutine, eh?

    but wait, there’s more, eh? we got a hockey rink where u can challenge other players to a friendly game of ice hockey, eh? and if u win, u get a pet beaver to help u chop down trees, how awesome is that, eh?

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land of flying beavers and talking snowmen? yeah, it’s pretty wild, eh? so come join us on this crazy adventure, eh? trust me, it’s gonna be a blast, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP