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BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	494	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#workout, advice, baitposting, cross-dresser, crossdressing, cuteboy, CuteBoysMC, Femboy, femboy guide, fit, Gay, lewd, lonely, Minecraft, research, self-care, Server, tagmap, Thread, trap, twink, Ultimate, weight loss

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server for Twinks, Traps, Femboys, Cross-Dressers, Cuteboys, and Gays! Our server is like a rainbow in the sky, filled with sparkles, rainbows, and unicorns.

Join us for the ultimate noob op hole edition, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons in the most fabulous way possible.

Our server is a safe space for all cute and lewd things, where you can discuss self-care tips, share pics of yourself in your most fabulous outfits, and even put yourself on our tagmap to find your fellow fabulous friends.

Ignore the haters and baiters, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, slip into your most glamorous armor, and let’s build a world where everyone is free to be their fabulous selves!

IVF-4-LYFE-GONE-WRONG

blood draws, chemical pregnancy, Commitment, ectopic rupture, egg retrieval, embryo transfer, Embryos, emotional, family, fertility treatments, husband, hyper-stimulation, infertility, INJECTIONS, ivf, IVF4LYFEGONEWRONG, Mental, PCOS, Pregnancy, Promise, surrogacy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where you can ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow named Bob who gives out quests for epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a dragon? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

BearBrawl Minecraft Server

Animal Attack, bear attack, bear awareness, bear awareness training, bear behavior, bear defense strategies, bear defense tactics, bear defense., bear encounter, bear safety, bear safety precautions, bear safety tips, bear survival techniques, BearBrawl, fighting a bear, Minecraft, outdoor safety, self defense, Server, survival skills, wilderness safety, wildlife encounter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
New Chunks Explored:	338725	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about fighting bears again because our bears are actually friendly and will help you mine for diamonds! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockyBanter

advice, belief in yourself, BlockyBanter, coping strategies, determination, encouragement, Hope, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, patience, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self compassion, self-care, staying calm, staying focused, strength, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Farms Harvested:	752
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious diamonds to a sneaky thief ever again. Our admin team is like a squad of superheroes, ready to swoop in and protect your creations at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. So not only will you be safe from griefers, but you’ll also be rolling in riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adventure of a lifetime on our epic Minecraft server!

CraftyCreeperzPVP

aid, Air-Launched, aircraft, arms sales, Conflict, CraftyCreeperzPVP, Defense, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Military, munition, new, SECURITY, Seeks, standoff, strategy, Support, Ukraine, US, weapon

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them into battle. also, our secret underground base is guarded by a dragon that only lets in the coolest players. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride a llama through a maze filled with lava and if u make it to the end, u get a pet unicorn. join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cake!

QuitBeforeWinBigCraft

BETTING, big win, Casino, chance, gamblers, gambling, gambling addiction, Gaming, jackpot, long tail, LUCK, Odds, perseverance, Probability, QuitBeforeWinBigCraft, Quitting, quitting habits, Risk, statistics, success, winning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	435	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find, like, a diamond block the size of your head! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow llamas start dancing around you, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! You stumble upon a secret cave filled with flying pigs that shoot out golden apples! And if that’s not enough, there’s a hidden village where the villagers trade enchanted weapons for cookies!

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken boss spawns in the center of the map, challenging players to an epic battle for the chance to win a magical feather that grants wishes!

So, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, then, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, dude! It’s, like, the most epic and insane server out there! You’ll never want to leave, I swear!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4293
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	115
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!