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CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

Performance, loverslab, rimworld, performance fish, Game Dev

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

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GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

soulmate, Minecraft, Commitment, GFsAreOverrated, Intimacy

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

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PixelFamily Minecraft Server

relationship, living together, UNFAIR, PixelFamily, Son

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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PremierePanicMC

musical theater, friends and family, Character, Rehearsals, Replacement

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

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BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

Disrespect, gender dynamics, relationships, Respect, bullshit

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

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HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

you seen this, Anon, this hole, seen this hole, Epic

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

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BattleOfDerpCraft

famous war battles, famous wars, famous historical battles, pivotal battles, Ancient Battles

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

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AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

violence, foreign policy, MIDDLE EAST, Government, diplomatic relations

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CaveManNoPantsMC

hairy body, childhood television, childhood hero, cartoon character, childhood cartoon

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

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CraftyPants Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CraftyPants, Server

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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