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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

85732582, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PALS, PIXEL, previous, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	4789	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	117	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who will show you around our magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about battling a dragon with a sword made of bacon? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Llama King, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the evil zombie overlords to a dance-off for ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew

amigos, best friends, BFF’s, Buddies, caring friends, chums, close friends, companions, CREW, Friendly, Friends, friendship, fun times, happy memories, lifelong friends, loyal friends, MATES, Minecraft, PALS, smp, social circle, squad, supportive friends., true friends

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6368	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	535	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with your friends while creepers try to crash the party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

Join us on this wild adventure and make some new friends along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyQueers, gay jokes, Homophobia, humor, hurtful, insensitive, jokes, LGBTQ community, love, Marriage, Minecraft, offensive, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Server, tolerance, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!

Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

DadDilemmaCraft

blended family, DadDilemmaCraft, extended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandparents rights, half siblings, parent-child relationships, step siblings, Ultimatum

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family feud action that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.

Imagine a world where you have to choose between your step-siblings, half-siblings, and grandparents. Will you side with your dad and his new family, or will you stick with your mom’s side and risk losing everything? It’s a battle of the families like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family politics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you build bridges or burn them down? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and choose your family wisely. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now and let the drama begin!

ComfortFoodie SMP

classic, comfort food, ComfortFoodie, Comforting, Cozy, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, foodie, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, Indulgent, nostalgic, satisfying, smp, soul food, Tasty, Traditional, Warm, yum

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Potions Brewed:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	155	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

Ex Blockerz R Us

awkward, Blockerz, Breakup, chance encounter, Closure, emotions, ex, ex boyfriend, ex encounter, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-significant other, Exes, Memories, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationship history, social situation, unexpected meeting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

CraftyArmeniaUS2021

Alliance, armenia, biden, bilateral ties, cooperation, CraftyArmeniaUS2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic collaboration, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, mutual interests, partnership enhancement, Peacebuilding, political leaders, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!

u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

Minecraft Semi vanilla Plugin server Sethome Tpa Commands Donation VIP Role Server owner Username Epic Cool people Essential Notify Complete Banner Banners Desc Img-fluid, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	256
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Semi vanilla minecraft server for epic cool people. a plugin server with /sethome /tpa and other essentialx commands. Donating to the server gets you a special VIP role. Please notify server owner when the donation has been complete with your full Minecraft username.

129.146.200.188

FroobWorld: Where Creepers are Friendly, Diamonds are free, and Water Buckets are always empty! 1.21

32 view distance, back, BUCKETS, Chest locking, CREEPERS, diamonds, Donations, Empty, free, Friendly, FroobWorld, home, Land claiming, Lockette-style, Long-term maps, old school, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, Survival, Tpa, Votes, Water

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Minecraft Server: FroobWorld

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join FroobWorld Discord
Website	FroobWorld Website
Dynmap	FroobWorld Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard – no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands
Long-term maps
32 view distance
No donations or prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on FroobWorld.
Are there any server commands available?	Yes, we have various commands like /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, and /back.
How big can my land claim be?	There is no limit to the size of your land claim, as long as it is reasonable.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, we have a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.

Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

base PS5, cost, decision, Digital, Digital Foundry, final fantasy 7 rebirth, Foundry, hype, image quality, Improvement, Minecraft, performance mode, poor quality, PS5 Pro, resolution, Server, Sony, Square Enix, Tää, technological improvements, Technologies, upscaling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!