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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 172 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2985 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!