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CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4631	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4072
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Votes:	3792
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6449	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Votes:	1736
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

city, crime scene analysis., crime scene cleanup, crime scene examination, Crime Scene Investigators, crime scene reconstruction, criminal activity, criminal investigation, CSIs, dust, dust analysis, dust buildup, dust particles, dust removal, evidence collection, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic examination, forensic investigation, forensic science, forensic techniques, investigative procedures, investigative techniques, Paradise

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

Sand Digging Sea Robins

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, buried prey, crablike legs, Digging, hunting techniques, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine habitats, marine life, marine predators, marine species, Northern sea robins, ocean creatures, ocean floor, Robins, sand, sand digging, sea, sea creatures, sensory abilities, taste sense, underwater hunting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!