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Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	2426	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

advice, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dating older, dating younger, experiences, growth, Happiness, judgment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Server, societal norms, success stories, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have Redditors who have dated people with more than a 10-year age gap sharing their hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy stories. Join us for a chance to meet your very own Minecraft sugar daddy or cougar queen! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for some age-defying adventures!

CraftyGrinzMC

bright side, cheerful, CraftyGrinzMC, Feel-Good, finding joy, Good Mood, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happiness, happiness is contagious, Happy, joy, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, positive energy, positive outlook, positivity, simple pleasures, smiling, spreading joy, Uplifting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Russia vs US

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global security, international relations, military escalation, military presence, military response, nuclear deployment, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear missiles, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, political strategy, russia, strategic deployment, US weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	178
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!

NoTouchyCraft

acquaintances, Boundaries, comfort zone, Communication, Companionship, emotional bonds, emotional intimacy, friendship, long-term connections, loyalty, mutual respect, non-physical connections, NoTouchyCraft, personal space, platonic relationships, Respect, social norms, socializing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick house, when suddenly you see this player who’s been on the server for years but you’ve never even touched them! like, what even is that? it’s like they’re a ghost or something, just floating around, never interacting with anyone. it’s so mysterious and intriguing, you just have to join the server to see if you can finally make contact with this elusive player. who knows, maybe they’re actually a secret agent or a wizard in disguise! come join the server and unravel the mystery of the untouchable player!