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OvenMinecraftAITA

unreasonable, Preparation, Asshole, trivial, Curious

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest interactions can turn into epic dramas!

Join us and witness the intense showdown between players over the most trivial matters. Like the time someone dared to interrupt another player’s cooking time just to show an Instagram reel. The tension was so thick, you could cut it with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find players who take their oven timers very seriously. Don’t even think about asking for a few seconds to take out your food, unless you’re prepared to face the wrath of those who demand your undivided attention for their Instagram reels.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such high-stakes drama over the most mundane of tasks? Come join us and see for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your oven timer!

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PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

Tone, Communication, Music, Melody, text message

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

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B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Challenges, Frustration, Beep, Slider, Captchas

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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Page Me in Minecraft

Minecraft, notify, Connection, staying connected., Beep

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server

CraftyBuilders, have election opinion, subtle work, work, have election

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a BEEP BOOP HAVE ELECTION OPINION event every week! That’s right, your Minecraft character can run for president of the server and make important decisions like banning all creepers or declaring every Wednesday “Wacky Hat Day”!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around the server and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves? Just be sure to bring your enchanted diamond disco ball for maximum party vibes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! BEEP BOOP HAVE ELECTION OPINION awaits you!

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BeepCraft Minecraft Server

beep beep noise, Communication, beep beep alert, noise, beep beep communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking in our server)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted pizza that grants you unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow llamas to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little wacky around here. beep beep

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Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ignorance, household habits, maintenance, ANNOYING, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

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Endless Land of Isles! No Square Brackets, Just Good Vibes!

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
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Who Are We?
Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that focuses on community and multiplayer fun, while maintaining the essence of vanilla Minecraft. We have recently expanded to 1.21 and increased our world border to 10k!

What makes us stand out?
• Semi Vanilla with quality of life plugins • Whitelisted server for a mature community • Hosted on the East US coast for good connection • Player-run shopping district • Bi-weekly events with prizes • Resource worlds for gathering materials • Non pay-to-win donation perks • Friendly staff and active Discord community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we review every application to ensure a quality community.
What version is the server on?	We have recently expanded to 1.21.
Are there any special features on the server?	We have resource worlds, a player-run shopping district, and non pay-to-win donation perks.
How often are events held?	We hold bi-weekly events with prizes and have additional off-schedule events.
Can I donate to the server?	Yes, donation perks are non pay-to-win and help improve server performance.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, we have an active Discord server with channels and voice chats for our community.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

PALS, Archive, PIXEL, agdg, Demo Days

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret jungle edition that is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across. From dancing pandas to singing parrots, this jungle edition will keep you on your toes!

2. Demo Days are the best days on our server. We have demos of new features that will blow your mind. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

3. It’s Over for boring Minecraft servers. We have taken the game to a whole new level of insanity. Get ready for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

4. Our AGDG resources are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. From mind-bending puzzles to gravity-defying builds, you’ll be amazed at the creativity of our players.

5. Need help navigating the server? Don’t worry, we have helpful links to guide you through the madness. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned player, you’ll find everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Where’s the bb w love? Minecraft SMP

seeking connection, love, body acceptance, self love, embracing curves

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about that BBW love! Why settle for skinny pixelated characters when you can have some thicc Minecraft babes to keep you company?

Join our SMP for a chance to build your very own BBW palace, complete with a buffet of virtual snacks and a dance floor that never stops bumping. But be warned, the competition for the best BBW build is fierce, and you’ll have to fend off rival players who will stop at nothing to claim the title of BBW King or Queen.

So if you’re ready to get your hands dirty (and maybe a little greasy from all those virtual snacks), come join us on our server and let the BBW love flow! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

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