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Minecraft server: “TooLongCraft”

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the moonwalk, and even a secret underground dance club where Endermen bust out their best moves.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying llama, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just looking for someone to prank.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	2918
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	7592
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6027
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1366
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	3415
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Enchantments Applied:	82
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Animals Bred:	82
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	1473
Void Gems Collected:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!