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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyChristmasMaduro

christmas, Controversial Decision, CraftyChristmasMaduro, early celebration, economic collapse, Government, holiday declaration, humanitarian crisis, international reaction, Maduro, Nicolas Maduro, October, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, post-election, socialist regime, south america, Strife, TURMOIL, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

lol come join dis crazy minecraft server where every day is christmas in october cuz why not? maduro himself declared it so u know it’s gonna be lit. forget about the post-election strife in venezuela, come build and mine with us instead. we got llamas wearing santa hats and creepers dressed as elves, it’s a wild ride. join now for a chance to win a diamond block shaped like a reindeer, only on dis server where the madness never stops!

What is the IP for impulseSV Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

ImpulseSV is a popular content creator and YouTuber known for his engaging and informative videos on the popular game Minecraft. With a focus on redstone engineering and creative building, ImpulseSV has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy his unique approach to the game. He is also a member of the Hermitcraft server, collaborating with other top Minecraft players to create captivating content for their audience. ImpulseSV’s dedication to quality and innovation has solidified his place as a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

LongHaul

Friendlycommunity, Longhaul, Minecraft, Plugins, qualityoflife, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Long-Haul Minecraft Server! We are SMP with quality of life plugins. To keep the game fun but also close to vanilla as possible. We have a friendly community that is growing. Looking forward to seeing you join us!

longhaulserver.apexmc.co

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Back to School Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, NA General, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Summoning Info, The Great Tea Ceremony Battle

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Emeralds Found:	5365	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine fighting in The Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players duke it out with teacups and saucers instead of swords and axes. Or how about facing off against The Man Who Returned from Hell, a mysterious figure with a penchant for pranks and mischief?

But that’s not all – we also have a Back to School Campaign where you can enroll in classes like Creeper 101 and Enderman Etiquette. And don’t forget to check out our Summoning events, where you can try to summon the legendary GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a tea-loving warrior with a taste for victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Remember, in our world, anything can happen – and usually does!

””Trump Insider Here”” Minecraft SMP

controversial, exclusive, Insider, insider access, insider account, insider information, insider interview, insider knowledge, insider perspective, insider secrets, insider source, long tail tag, Minecraft, News, Political, Presidency, smp, social media, Status, tier10k, trump, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	6641	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

But beware, we’ve had reports of players getting sucked into the game and becoming actual Minecraft characters in real life. So if you’re ready for a wild ride and a chance to live out your blocky dreams, join us now! Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor.

InLawExit – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, departure date, discomfort, Etiquette, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guests, Hospitality, Hosting, in-laws, InLawExit, Manners, Marriage, Minecraft, overstay, Peace of mind, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of having in-laws overstay their welcome? Look no further! Join our server where you can build a ranch property with a guest trailer 500 yards away for those pesky in-laws.

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries and confronting your wife and in-laws in-game, all while trying to maintain peace of mind. Will they ever leave? Will your wife ever understand? Find out on our server!

Join now and mark your calendar for the day your in-laws finally decide to pack up and leave. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when family overstays their welcome. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

iPadCraft: NoDaughterNoProblem

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, crying, Dirty Looks, discipline, ENTITLEMENT, family, Flight, headphones, ignoring, ipad, iPadCraft, Manners, NoDaughterNoProblem, parenting, Respect, screen time, Technology, vacation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of entitled parents ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world drama! No entitled parents allowed, only cool kids with iPads (or any other device) are welcome here. Imagine a world where you can build and create without any interruptions from crying children or judgmental parents. Join now and say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to endless fun!

EvilVillager – Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Cruelty, Daily Life, dark deeds, Despicable, Diabolical, evil person, evildoer, EvilVillager, harmful actions, immoral individual, Maleficent, MALEVOLENT, malicious behavior, Minecraft, nefarious character, personal experience, Sinister, sinister figure, smp, Villain, wickedness, wrongdoer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of dealing with evil people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the most evil person you’ll come across is a creeper trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

CraftyPlotTwistMC

#revelation, Astonishing, CraftyPlotTwistMC, dramatic, eye-opening, Incredible, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, Real Life, reddit, Shocking.., Surprising, twist in the story, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected turn of events, unforeseen circumstances

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where every day is a new plot twist waiting to happen.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly llamas come to trade with you. But wait, they’re actually secret agents in disguise and they need your help to defeat the evil chicken army that’s planning to take over the server!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden underground city filled with talking mushrooms who challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win rare loot. Who knew mushrooms had such killer moves?

And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous pandas stole all the TNT on the server and challenged everyone to a game of explosive hide-and-seek. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? It’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss out on!

BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ

“Youth, adolescents, BlockyKids, children, data analysis, Decrease, firearm-related deaths, FunZ, Gun Violence, GunZ, Healthcare, INCREASE, Injury-related mortality rates, North Dakota, policy, Prevention, public health, research, Rhode Island, Safety, statistics, trends, U.S. States

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!

If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.

So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!