beefiest – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World
430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!
Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

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Creepin’ Crafters: Where Diamonds Are Forever
acceptance, Authenticity, BROKEN, Connection, Crafters, CREEPIN, diamonds, emotion, fear, Hiding, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, Loneliness, Lyrics, misunderstood, Music, Pain, Sadness, self-acceptance, Self-expression, song, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers where everything is just made to be broken? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and let the world see the true Minecraft master that you are. We have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this one. So come on, show us who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

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Krafting chaos with pumpkins on PumpKraft Modded MC server! Join the fun now!

1.20.1, Chaos, Claim protection, Claims, Community, Economy, Fabric, Fun, Homes, Join, Krafting, Modded, Playtime ranks, Positive, Prominence 2, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, PvE, PvP, RPG, Rtp, Server, server ip, smp, Toggleable PvP status, tpa system, Trade shops, v2.8.0hf

Minecraft Server Overview

Modpack	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.8.0hf
Server IP	pr2.pumpkraft.net

Extra Features

Toggleable PvP status
Claim protection
Homes/rtp/tpa system
Playtime ranks
Trade shops

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join directly using the server IP provided: pr2.pumpkraft.net
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/pumpkraft
What modpack is used on the server?	The server uses Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.8.0hf
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and trade shops.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, the community strives to be positive and productive for everyone, and all are welcome to join.

Crafty Creepers: Where AI porn and self-love reign supreme
adult content, adult content creation, adult entertainment, adult industry, AI porn, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Crafty, CREEPERS, digital art, digital creation, digital manipulation, digital stimulation, explicit content, Masturbation, online activity, porn, Reign, self pleasure, selflove, sexual fantasy, sexual satisfaction, SUPREME, Technology, virtual experience, virtual reality
Are you tired of spending all day making AI porn and masturbating? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant phallic structures is not only accepted, but encouraged! Who needs AI porn when you can create your own pixelated masterpieces? Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of balancing work and play. So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Anonymous
4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, Crafty, digital communication, discussion, forum, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet forum, McCraftface, meme, message board, No. 266172164, online anonymity, Online Community, Server, social media, Thread
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog hidden deep within the lava-filled caves.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party where you can boogie down with rainbow-colored horses all night long.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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Welcome to the server where crates are more important than your survival skills! Join CrateSMP S2 for chaos and cross-platform fun!

2024.., Active, Chaos, Community, Crates, CrateSMP, Crossplatform, crossplay, Dungeons, Economy, Events, free, Fun, Giveaways, important, Ip:, Join, Loot, Minigames, mobs, PORT, Premium, Ranks, Server, Server Experience, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival

CrateSMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Crates	Special crates with rewards
Custom Items	Unique items created for the server
Community	Active and friendly player base
SMP	Survival Multiplayer gameplay
PVP	Player vs Player combat
Fast Ping	Low latency for smooth gameplay
CPVP	Competitive PVP modes
Events	In-game events and activities
Daily Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players

FAQ

Q: What is the IP address of the CrateSMP server?

A: The IP address is CrateSMP.xyz and the port is 19123.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are regular in-game events and activities for players to participate in.

Q: How do I get access to the crates and custom items?

A: Crates and custom items can be obtained through gameplay or special events.

Q: Is the server PVP-focused?

A: The server offers both PVP and SMP gameplay, catering to different playstyles.

ClikaCraft VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, camaraderie, Classes, ClikaCraft, creativity, epic journey, EXCITEMENT, friendly environment, Fun, intuitive menus, Minecraft 1.17-1.20, multiplayer, Pets, pixelated universe, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, special powers, Surprises, Survival, treasure chests, unique world

Hypixel	ClikaCraft
– Large player base – Wide variety of game modes – Custom mini-games – Regular updates and events – Strong anti-cheat system – Active community forums	– Unique survival experience – Custom world with surprises – Adorable pets and exciting classes – Treasure-filled chests – Intuitive menus – Friendly and exciting environment

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	ClikaCraft
How large is the player base?	Hypixel has a very large player base, with thousands of players online at any given time.	ClikaCraft has a smaller but dedicated community of players.
What game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and more.	ClikaCraft focuses on a unique survival experience with customizable world features.
Are there custom features?	Yes, Hypixel has custom mini-games and regular updates with new features and events.	ClikaCraft offers adorable pets, exciting classes, treasure-filled chests, and more custom features.
Is the environment friendly?	While Hypixel has an active and diverse community, it can sometimes be competitive.	ClikaCraft promotes a friendly and exciting environment for players to enjoy.

Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally)! Our Prushka shakes are not your average milkshakes – they’re made with real diamonds and emeralds for that extra bling bling. And the best part? Drinking one will give you superpowers in the game! Want to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt? It’s all possible on our server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature so elusive and hairy that players have reported seeing him dance the Macarena in the forest. Join our server and embark on a quest to find Bigfoot, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and may be hiding in plain sight as a block of dirt.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for those Prushka shakes!

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Rails & Fails: The Messy Minecraft Server
attraction, craving, desire, faces, Fails, FANTASY, INTENSE, Irresistible, longing, Lust, Messy, Minecraft, Naughty, Obsession, Passion, Pleasure, Rail, Rails, satisfaction, seduction, Server, Sloppy, taboo, temptation
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further because our server is full of faces you’ll want to rail until they’re a sloppy mess! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane shenanigans.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

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Yeshua’s Block Party
be perfect, BLOCK, Goyim, Hamas, heavenly father, hezbollah, iran, love your enemies, love your enemy, love your neighbor, Matthew 5:38, Party, pray for enemies, Rabbi Yeshua, resist not evil, Roman occupation, sons of your Father, tax collectors, taxes unto Caesar, turn the other cheek, Yeshuas
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the Roman way of life! Join us as we pay tribute to Caesar and help Roman soldiers in their quests. But that’s not all – we also believe in loving our enemies, including Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran. Turn the other cheek, give your cloak to those who sue you, and go the extra mile (literally) for those who compel you.
But wait, there’s more! We also follow the teachings of Matthew 5:38-48, where we love our neighbors and pray for those who persecute us. So come on, join us and become a true son of your Father in the heavens. Don’t be like the tax collectors or the Goyim – be perfect, just like your Heavenly Father.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay – Roman style!

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Drunk Villagers Minecraft Battle Arena
Arena, battle, comparison, culture, dialect, Difficulty, Drunk, eastern europe, foreign language, grammar, Language, language acquisition, language barrier, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, learning, linguistic differences, linguistic similarities, Minecraft, Moldovan, pronunciation, Romanian, villagers, vocabulary
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you want to learn the secret language of llamas, master the art of building pixelated pyramids, and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to go eat some virtual cake, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

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