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Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, Blockchain, Boys, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, funny, hodl, hodling, humor, internet culture, investing, Land, linkies, Llama, long-term investment., meme, Meme culture, Only boys, pop culture, Slang, Swiftie’s stinkies, Trading

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Towns Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo yo yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can sniff Swiftie’s stinkies! It’s gonna be wild and crazy, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get this party started!

PixelPicklePants

attractiveness, Behavior, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, grooming mistakes, grooming tips, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, personal style, PixelPicklePants, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special “Dance Like No One’s Watching” competition where players can show off their best awkward dance moves in hopes of winning a virtual crown made of pixelated diamonds. Who knew that flailing your arms wildly could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Whisperer” challenge, where players must tame and train a chicken to do their bidding. Rumor has it that one player was able to teach their chicken to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. Talk about cluckin’ impressive!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your dance moves, look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken whisperer!

DohaCraft: HostageCeaseFire

DohaCraft, HostageCeaseFire

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	104	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a gaza hostage situation! we even have a ceasefire deal signed in doha, but don’t worry, there’s no need for peace here because we’re all about chaos and fun! build your own bunker and defend it from crazy players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds! join now and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before! #minecraftmadness #dohadeal #hostagehavoc

SpacyGrief Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Server, SpacyGrief, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

The owner of the “SpacyGrief” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Vanillafrog

Biomes O’ plenty, Crashing, dedicated server, dick, Hardware, Intuitive, Ip:, Message, Mods, questions, rules, Scripts, set up, smp, Survival, Vanillafrog, world gen

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	514320
Dimension Hops:	5	Animals Bred:	155
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

FTB Unleashed Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Brand new FTB Unleashed survival SMP server hosted on dedicated server hardware. All mods enabled ftb Unleashed server using Biomes O Plenty for world gen.
IP	vanillafrog.men:25575
Questions	Feel free to message for assistance with setup.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods are enabled on the server?	All mods from FTB Unleashed pack are enabled, including Biomes O Plenty for world generation.
Is the server prone to crashing?	No, scripts are in place to fix crashing issues on the server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	The only rule is to not be a dick.

Tiddy Pill Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, body positivity, breast enhancement, breast health, daily routine, Haven, health, Healthcare, hormone therapy, Medical Treatment, medication management, medication reminder, pill, pill reminder, prescription medication, reminder app, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, tiddy, tiddy pills, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	7592
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	5882
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crops Grown:	8200

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! It’s like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic stuff with your buddies. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your creations. So, if you haven’t taken your tiddy pills yet, then what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮

Allergies, cafe, cafe area, Conversation, coworker, coworker interaction, coworking space, designated area, DISRESPECTFUL, inconsiderate, kitchen, lunch area, office etiquette, official rules, PeanutCraft, peanuts, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, serviced office, shared office, wework

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	605	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have no rules about bringing peanuts into our designated peanut area! That’s right, we encourage all players to bring their peanuts and enjoy them while gaming with us.

Just like in this crazy office story, we believe that the responsibility lies with the person with the allergies to let others know about their needs. So if you have a peanut allergy, just shout it out in the chat and we’ll do our best to avoid peanuts around you (no guarantees though, we love our peanuts).

Join us for a nutty adventure in a shared space filled with peanuts, where you never know what kind of allergic reactions you might encounter. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a peanut-loving coworker to chat with while gaming. So come on in and let the peanut madness begin!

HappyLittleBlocks – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, cherish, Contentment, everyday happiness, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, happy thoughts, HappyLittleBlocks, inner peace, joy, little moments, little things, mindfulness, Minecraft, positivity, simple pleasures, small gestures, small joys, small moments, Small victories, Smile, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1189	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper tried to steal all our diamonds but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Carl the Creeper. And like, every time you mine a block, a baby chicken pops out and starts dancing to disco music. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to see it to believe it!

Also, there’s this secret underground base where we have a dance party every night with all the mobs from the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And the best part is, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It’s like winning the lottery, but better!

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s so silly, but that’s what makes it awesome!

BlockyBlunders

awkward, BlockyBlunders, career, Colleague, EMBARRASSING, HR, inappropriate, Incident, Job, nonsexual, NSFW, office, PROFESSIONAL, scandalous, Shocking.., Story, Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, workday, Workplace

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!

KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Comments.., Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government response, Hegseth, international relations, KimJongCraft, media backlash, military threats, Minecraft, News, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, Politics, security concerns, Server, south korea, Ultimate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.