On our server, Eileen can definitely die if she takes too much damage, but don’t worry – we have plenty of candles to UNpossess her and keep her safe. And if you stick by her side, you just might unlock the secret to getting the good ending (spoiler alert: it involves building a giant statue of her out of obsidian).
But beware, fake possessions are a real threat on our server. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re possessed by a chicken who just wants to dance the night away. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of chickens riding on the backs of spiders wreaking havoc across the land.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the madness on our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on the Settlers of Kalguur server!
Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the vomit of the mouth and enjoy a nurturing-free environment. No need to worry about messy situations or hearing hurtful remarks from family members. Plus, we have 14 virtual grandkids waiting for you to visit in-game!
Join us and experience a world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day without the guilt trip. Build boats instead of worrying about college funds and enjoy the freedom of creating your own paradise away from the heat of Florida. Who needs real-life drama when you can have fun in our Minecraft server? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the madness!
Need a break from real life responsibilities like remodeling a bedroom and worrying about hospital bills? Come chill with us and build your dream world in Minecraft instead!
Our server is so lit, even your pregnant wife will be begging you to cancel your trip just to spend more time playing with us. Who needs a trip to London or a Taylor Swift concert when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from adulting and financial worries. Plus, we promise not to stress you out like real life does. 😉