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Cow2BurgerCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, animal, Beef, beef burger, beef industry, burger, Cheese, CHEESEBURGER, cow, Cow2BurgerCraft, dairy, environmental impact, ethical sourcing, Farm, fast food, Food, food production, local farming, meat, same cow

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Emeralds Found:	2280	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

yo, u ever thought about how the beef and the cheese on a burger could have come from the same cow? mind blown, right? well, if u wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got cows that produce beef and cheese at the same time, it’s like a double whammy of deliciousness! and that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true! so come on down and join us for some wacky and wild adventures in the land of the beef-cheese cows and diamond-dropping pigs!

Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server

Adventure, building, classic, Community, Creative, Crystal Sunrise, Exploration, Gaming, java, launcher, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	6277
New Chunks Explored:	213572	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

The server is only accessible from the launcher!

Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

Breakup, coping, depression, Despair, DUMPED, emotional pain, expensive gifts, Grief, heart attack, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, overdose, PILLS, relationship, seeking help, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, plain doll edition, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mind Control Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, control, Ethics, influence, Legal, Manipulation, manipulation abilities, manipulation boundaries, manipulation consequences, manipulation effects, manipulation guidelines, manipulation laws, manipulation powers, manipulation regulations, manipulation restrictions, Mind, mind manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Powers, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

coding community, cyberbullying, developer community, digital harassment, digital reputation, internet culture, Minecraft, online accountability, online behavior, online criticism, online shaming, post, professional conduct, programmer, Programmers, programming ethics, shameful, Shaming, smp, social media, Software Development, software engineers, tech industry, technology sector

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

#VNDB, Anime, Character development, collaboration, Crafty, creativity, Digital Media, fan culture, Gaming Community, Interactive Fiction, Minecraft, online entertainment, Server, storytelling, streaming, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual novels, voice acting, vtube, vtuber visual novels, Vtubers, vtvn

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	1967	Players Killed by Monsters:	4921
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchantments Applied:	53

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

Deviate

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Faction, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Ranking, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Soup, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7350	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.

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Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, adult fantasy, adult gaming, adult mods, adult simulation, character creation, custom content, explicit content, explicit gameplay, FANTASY, female version, girl, green eyes, haired, Minecraft, porn mods, role playing, Server, short, short haired girl, simulation game, the sims 4, virtual sex, virtual world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Aspie, aspies, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, streaming, TRASHY, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6631
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Votes:	4402
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!