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BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

appraisal, Approval, Assessment, consideration, critique, disapproval, estimation, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, opinion, perspective, Ranking, Rate, RateHimMinecraftSMP, Rating, review, scoring, Viewpoint

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

SoloTripEssential-MC-SMP

Adventure, adventure gear, essential items for solo trips, exploring alone, long tail tags: solo travel packing essentials, MUST HAVE Items, must-have items for solo travel, packing essentials, packing list, solo adventure, solo journey, solo travel, solo travel gear essentials., solo traveler, SoloTripEssentialMCSMP, travel accessories, travel essentials, travel gear, travel must-haves, travel solo, travel solo tips, travel tips, Wanderlust, wanderlust essentials

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Forget about packing essentials, on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs a compass when you have a group of players who will lead you in circles just for fun? So ditch the survival guides and come join us for a journey that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you even logged on in the first place!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	193	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	4759
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner architect as you construct majestic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigs who love to photobomb your screenshots and steal your virtual snacks. Don’t worry though, they’re harmless – just annoyingly adorable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow blockheads and show off your best dance moves (just watch out for exploding dance floors).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Hubcraft: Where we survive on Vegemite and kangaroo steaks! Java 1.21, mate! 🇦🇺

Aesthetically Pleasing, atmosphere, Builders, collaboration, Community, Cozy, creations, creativity, Friendly, Hubcraft, java, Kangaroo, Mate, Mature, newbie, ONLINE, Players, Reliable, Special, Stable, steaks, SURVIVE, Sydney, Vanilla, Vegemite, Veteran, vibrant, Welcoming, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6515
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	600	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Hubcraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/zesty-minecraft-smp-player/">Minecraft Server</a>

Hubcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21
Community	16+
Active Players	1-10 online
Location	Sydney

Hubcraft Minecraft Server FAQ

How do I join Hubcraft?

Interested players will need to fill out a quick application upon invitation. Just hop on our Discord, and you can apply directly from there!

Apply Here: https://discord.gg/kzPTGj43

Why should I join Hubcraft?

– Friendly and mature community

– Active player base

– Great builders welcome

– Stable and reliable server

– Welcoming atmosphere for all players

What kind of experience can I expect on Hubcraft?

You can expect a vibrant community, creative collaboration, and a fun experience exploring and building in Minecraft.

Can I join as a new player?

Absolutely! Whether you’re a veteran or a newbie, you’ll find a welcoming place in our community.

How can I get support on the server?

You can reach out to our staff and community members on Discord for any support or questions you may have.

See you in the game! 🌍✨