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SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2801
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4706	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ores Mined:	933
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Farms Harvested:	600
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!