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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4845 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 197 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Votes: | 3067 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.