New Minecraft Servers 2025

bedtime Minecraft Servers

bedtime Minecraft Servers

  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4186
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Magic Items Found: 8328 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

    So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

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  • Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP

    Sleepy Princess Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1038
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you receive a message that the princess of the server has taken a liking to you. That’s right, you’re basically a Minecraft royalty now. Join our server for the chance to woo the princess with your building skills and maybe even become the king or queen of the server yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of royalty? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for love and power in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

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  • GlazedGamerZzz

    GlazedGamerZzz
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 594
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

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  • Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

    Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1048
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

    boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

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  • ToddlerTuckeredOut

    ToddlerTuckeredOut
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 3277
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Zombie Dances: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

    Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

    So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

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  • Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

    Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7913
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ores Mined: 9113 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

    Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

    Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6252
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

    On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

    Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

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  • ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun

    ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3226
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a flavor explosion that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?

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  • NoPadInBedCraft

    NoPadInBedCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6587
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

    Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

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  • DreamCraftz

    DreamCraftz
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8174
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to a world where pigs fly (literally) and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7260
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dimension Hops: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8332
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Star Shards Collected: 206

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6612
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2807 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nukemc

    Nukemc
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3585
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Falling into the Void: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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  • SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

    SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 1594
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3932
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

    Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3833
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

    But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

    Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

    And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

    Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

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  • Serverggop Minecraft server

    Serverggop Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1462
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5837 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

    Fall From Grace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6969
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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  • MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

    MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5476
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 186 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Emeralds Found: 9860 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

    Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7707
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2840 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ores Mined: 4056 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

    And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

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  • FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9661
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Votes: 911
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

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