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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6732 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!