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Bedtime Struggles

  • CraftInsomnia

    CraftInsomnia
    Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether, where you can trade with piglins for rare items or just chill with some friendly ghasts.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • ToddlerTuckeredOut

    ToddlerTuckeredOut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

    Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

    So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

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  • CraftInsomnia

    CraftInsomnia
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers do the moonwalk and the zombies break out into a thriller dance routine. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye and has a pet pig that can fly. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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