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ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9032
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	3185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5972	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mines Excavated:	1239
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3445	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	4431
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Void Gems Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Star Shards Collected:	189

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!