Bedtime Stories for Grown Ups Minecraft Servers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become rich in real life! – The creepers on our server are trained to do the Macarena dance every time they explode. It’s a sight to behold! – Our villagers are all secretly master chefs. They’ll cook you the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted. – The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Will you be the one to befriend it? – Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they’ve actually been used to power a spaceship that traveled to Mars. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3229	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	9579	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	5119	Villages Defended:	15
Crops Grown:	6932	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	125	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3374	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	36911	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1816	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Animals Bred:	99
Votes:	2203	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!