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  • ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

    ParentingCraft: AITA Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

    Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

    So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

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  • DreamCraftz

    DreamCraftz
    Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to a world where pigs fly (literally) and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ZzzCraft: Sleepytime Server

    ZzzCraft: Sleepytime Server
    Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day (and your sleep)! Join us and experience the magical world where sheep sing lullabies to help you drift off into dreamland. Our virtual sheep have been trained by professional sleep therapists to ensure the best quality sleep for all our players. Say goodbye to restless nights and hello to a well-rested adventure on our server! So come on, join us and let those sheep serenade you to sleep like never before!

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Do you ever lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering why you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on some seriously wild adventures. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers who throw the most epic parties. Not to mention, our diamond ore is actually made of candy – so you can mine for treats while you build your dream castle. So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing all night long.

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  • NoPoopZone

    NoPoopZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have not one, not two, but THREE bathrooms for all your pooping needs! Join us and experience the thrill of choosing which bathroom to poop in – will it be the main bathroom, the bedroom bathroom, or the half bath in the utility hall?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with poop stools galore, ensuring the most comfortable pooping experience possible. And if you’re lucky, you might even hear someone pooping in the main bathroom while you’re giving your kids a bath – talk about a wild night in Minecraft!

    So come join us and be part of the poop-tastic fun on our server. Who knew that choosing a bathroom could be so exciting? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate poop dilemma in Minecraft!

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  • AnimalBedWars

    AnimalBedWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals aren’t allowed to sleep in your bed? Well, look no further because on our server, animals are not only allowed to sleep in your bed, they’re encouraged! Why? Because our server is run by a secret society of animal whisperers who believe that animals bring good luck when they sleep in your bed.

    Join our server and experience the joy of waking up to a cuddly pig or a snuggly sheep in your bed every morning. Not only will you have adorable companions to keep you warm at night, but you’ll also gain special in-game bonuses for every animal that sleeps in your bed.

    So come on, join us and let the animals take over your bed in the most hilarious and heartwarming way possible!

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  • ZzzCraft SMP: Snooze Strats

    ZzzCraft SMP: Snooze Strats
    Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the soothing sounds of creepers exploding and zombies groaning lull you into dreamland! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time – no need for those boring bedtime routines. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon sings a lullaby every night to help players drift off to sleep. So come join us and experience the most unique sleep aid you’ve ever tried!

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  • BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

    BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

    On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

    Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

    Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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  • KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

    KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces family values and open-door policies? Look no further than our server, where kids are free to roam and watch TV in your virtual bedroom just like in real life! Our server is the perfect place for your kids to hang out and enjoy some quality time with the fan on.

    But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

    We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

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