Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of exploding llamas come charging through, causing chaos and destruction everywhere they go. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help clean up the mess (and maybe spawn in a few more exploding llamas for good measure).
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, except with more creepers trying to blow you up.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because things are about to get crazy!
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
Join our server and experience the ultimate battle between morning people and night people. Will the morning crew be able to build their epic structures before the night crew comes in and blows them up with TNT? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party that only happens at midnight. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with your fellow night dwellers?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and choose your side in the great morning vs. night war. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and craziest players will survive in this epic showdown!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds bigger than your mom’s meatloaf. And our community is so awesome, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because we have a secret hideout for introverts.
So, what’s the last thing you do before you go to sleep? Join our server and it’ll be dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have with us!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
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Join us and experience the wildest adventures as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes created by these crazy wormholes. You never know what you’ll find on the other side – maybe a unicorn riding a dinosaur or a talking potato with a top hat. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to enchanted armor made from unicorn tears, you’ll be flexing on all your friends in no time.
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Survival SMP, no claiming, dungeons, non pay to win, pets, weekly events.
We are newly released, attempting to check for early bugs and get some testing done, feel free to join and join the story that is quitecrafty!
play.quitecrafty.net
At ReeBit, we are dedicated to creating an environment that is enjoyable and competitive for everyone. We take great pride in being a completely non-pay-to-win server, which means that all players have access to the same core gameplay features and can achieve success through dedication and skill.
play.reeguy.nl
| Features |
|---|
| Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe. |
| Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy! |
| Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes! |
| Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. |
| Can I play solo on the server? | While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience. |
| Are there any in-game events? | Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing. |
