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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 973 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! So, get this, the server is run by Amazon drivers who deliver packages by day and slay creepers by night. And get this, every time you leave a “friendly” or “on time” comment after a delivery, it actually powers up your character in the game! Like, you could get extra speed boosts or super strength or even a pet llama that follows you around and spits at zombies. It’s wild, I know!
But wait, there’s more! The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a FLYING PIG. And once you’re on the island, you have to battle giant chickens and evil villagers to claim your spot as the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
