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CraftyCraftServer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skills and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to learn NSFW skills like building giant phallic structures, mastering the art of pixelated twerking, and crafting inappropriate memes out of blocks. Our community is full of wild and wacky players who are always up for a good time. So come on over and unleash your inner naughty Minecraft master on our outrageous server!

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	52	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	220	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Animals Bred:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	546841
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4562

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

best, blessings in disguise, curveball, fate, life changing moments, life events, Minecraft, plot twist, rollercoaster of emotions, serendipity, silver lining, smp, Surprising, Twist of fate, twists and turns, unexpected, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen circumstances, Unpredictable, UnxpctdLifeEvnts, WORST

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8873
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Votes:	751

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.