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BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

Account.., alive and dead cat, Amazon, Austrian physicist, cat in a box, Paradox, philosophical paradox, physics experiment, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger, Schrödingers, scientific thought experiment, scientist, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9428	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	3588	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

mc.europlayzone.eu

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, competitive, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA, Model Viewer, multiplayer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, strategy, Worlds 2024

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Votes:	9392

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2175
Players Killed by Monsters:	4612	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	4358	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!