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  • Construct Your Dreams Here

    Construct Your Dreams Here

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now or Forever Regret Your Reality!

    Welcome, valiant traveler, to the twisted realms of our Minecraft server, known as the Reversal of Place or PLACE! Here, logic is merely a suggestion and sanity takes a back seat in the rollercoaster of existence! Who needs functioning thought when you can drown in the paradoxical beauty that is everything and nothing at the same time? This is unequivocally the greatest or worst server you will ever encounter—it just depends on how you define “great” and “worst”!

    Features of Utter Madness!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Duck Swarm Every time you craft a pickaxe, 500 ducks invade your base with unsolicited advice.
    Ender-Dragon Spaghetti Summon a noodle-like Ender Dragon that only speaks in ancient hieroglyphs.
    Gravity Reversal Hour Every third Tuesday, blocks float and players plummet—but only if you’re not looking!
    Emotional Support Creepers Creepers that hug you with explosives! It’s therapy, but more explosive!
    AI Dictator in Your Pocket An AI that repeatedly tells you to behave while stealing your resources. Good luck!

    FAQ (or Questions You Didn’t Know You Had)

    Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft before? A: Only if you’ve already been playing. Otherwise, the ketchup bottle might become sentient and blame you for its existence.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: The one where numbers are just illusions created by cows in tuxedos.

    Q: Is there a community? A: Community? There are only shadows lurking in the chat, whispering secrets about your past lives!

    Random Quotes from the Dimension of Madness

    “foidcome use your mouth to put this on my pp”

    “The noodles speak to me but only during eclipse!”

    “My dreams are colored like a disco ball in a rainstorm.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

    You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

    FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Pleasure Palace

    Blocky Pleasure Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SimiLand

    SimiLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you are looking for a different experience with Simis when playing Minecraft, then you need to enter our siminetwork, as we have the following modalities: – SimiSurvival Custom 1.20.1 But that’s for now! Well, we constantly update, with the aim of adding more modalities; and above all, to keep our current modalities updated.

    – Good connection to South America. – Daily updates on everything. – Custom resource pack. – Contests where you can win real money. – Extremely cheap ranges. – Active, mature and constantly growing staff.

    play.similand.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OG Flypvp

    OG Flypvp

    New Minecraft Servers

    OG Flypvp Minecraft minecraft server grind earn money use /rankup and get on top with better stuff and armors

    134.255.208.109:60800

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lifeyoink SMP

    Lifeyoink SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    1. LifeSteal server: – Explore an expansive survival world with diverse biomes and landscapes. – Gather resources, build structures, and survive against the environment.

    2. Custom Plugins: – Unique and customized plugins for an enhanced and unique gameplay experience. – [LifeSteal, BetterTeams, Tpa, Rtp]

    lifeyoinksmp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EssenceSMP

    EssenceSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Essence SMP! An Java Server where you can play minigames, like Bacon Brawl and TNT Run. With more minigames being worked on! Or if you want the classic Minecraft experience, then you can play survival too! VOLUNTEERS NEEDED! If you are interested in volunteering to help playtest maps or making maps, etc. then dm me on discord! (.turbinalmist)

    essencesmp.sparked.network

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Paradise Survival

    Paradise Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Paradise Survival is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.

    192.99.208.144:25582

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Madyara s Despoty

    Madyara s Despoty

    New Minecraft Servers

    As a result of man-made cataclysms and wars, humanity was on the verge of death.

    All the gods turned their backs on humans, recognizing them as a failed experiment.

    However, there was only one goddess who offered them a deal and her name was Madyara.

    According to the terms of the deal, humanity is obliged to glorify her and bring predatory offerings to the altar.

    As well as showing your performance and tolerating tyranny.

    In return, it gives people the right to exist in this mortal world.

    If people do not bring sufficient offerings before the timer ends, they will be destroyed.

    Good luck!

    135.181.187.199

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP