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  • FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

    FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Fartocalypse: A Realm of Chaos and Aromatic Dread

    Step right up! Welcome to a Minecraft server where social decrees are but a faded memory, and the pungent specter of flatulence reigns supreme! Are you ready to plunge into a world where beds are synonymous with confusion, and the soothing sound of farts lulls you into a false sense of security?

    Introduction: Breach the Fabric of Reality

    In this server, normality is an illusion—a whimsical façade covering the chaotic heart of an alternate universe where every block you break echoes the distressed whispers of a world torn asunder by the offensive symphony of bed-related emissions.

    Uncover the horrors of a shared slumber space gone rogue! Here, your comfort will be challenged by the daring feats of flatulent acrobatics performed in the cozy void of bed sheets! As the sun sets, so does your hope for a peaceful night’s sleep, with each meteorite of odor swirling like a noxious storm cloud door!

    Features: The Mortifying Mechanics of Fart Craft

    Feature Name Description Level of Absurdity
    Fart Fortifications Build your bedroom defenses against noxious fumes. Special crafting items can aid in odor nullification (or enhance it, if you dare)! High
    Cover Collapse Messy plumbing results in blockages that evolve; beware the stink tornadoes that trap the unsuspecting! Legendary
    Scented Stories Craft odor-infused narratives that add a layer of olfactory horror to your gameplay. Connectivity is enhanced when sharing these with fellow players (nose plugs optional)! Ethereal
    Social Media Anxiety Draw your characters into the cesspool of social media entropy, affecting relationships and gameplay. Engagement leads to real emotional repercussions! Unsettling

    Conspiracies Beneath the Covers

    Beware the fumes that linger! This server was rumored to have been banned in 12 countries for inciting “gas-based discontent,” and yet here we thrive, nose-deep in chaos. Crescent moons and smelly gas clouds—foreshadowing divides between lovers gone astray.

      • Did you know? The Great Flatulence Crisis of 2022 was covered up by an elite society of bloggers doomed to remain eternally uncouchable unless carried by flatulent winds.

    Testimonials Plucked from the Abyss

      • “I logged in, and suddenly… my dreams turned into nightmares of gingivitis! Why didn’t I pack a gas mask?” – GhostofFartyPants93
      • “He said, ‘It’s my bedroom too!’ But is oxygen really a right if it comes with a side of eternal suffering?” – LurkingInTheShadows

    FAQ: A Puzzle Unslept

      • Q: Is it truly dangerous to sleep here? A: If you cannot distinguish between a horror game and your roommate’s digestive escapades… engage at your own risk.

      • Q: Can I control the aroma or summon farts at will? A: In this absurd reality, only those who truly believe in the majesty of bed gas can wield such power.

    Dark Legends of the Server

    Whispers carry tales of a mystical artifact known simply as "The Bean-Counter." Legends say that those who possess it can summon the mightiest of gaseous creations, overpowering the very essence of what it means to be asleep. Will you be the brave soul to unlock this otherworldly treasure and trap the horrid sounds in a box forever? Or will you become the next victim of Zombies of the Nocturnal Farting Horde?

    Join the Bleak Adventure!

    Dare you step into the Fartocalypse? Leave behind your notions of fresh air and enter a realm where the absurd dances merrily with the grotesque! Engage with fellow players in a twisted struggle against stench and solitude. But remember: not all who enter are guaranteed an escape from the depths of their own chamber of horrors.

    Beware the covers, and may your sleep be chaotic! 🌌💨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

    SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

    Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WombTwinSurvivorCraft

    WombTwinSurvivorCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND PENGUINS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT UNLOCK THE SECRET LEVEL WHERE YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL CREEPERS!

    ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER CAN CURE YOUR FEAR OF PICKLES AND MAKE YOU A MASTER AT JUGGLING CHICKENS? TRUE STORY, BRO. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET SOCIETY OF SQUIRRELS WHO WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THE CHA-CHA LIKE A PRO.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER NOW AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE! YOLO, AMIRITE?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MHCORE Minecraft Server

    MHCORE Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    MemoriesHardCore is a private, free, vanilla Minecraft server, server on version 1.19.3. We do not have privates and anything that greatly changes the vanilla gameplay. Everyone can play on the server without any payments. To get on the whitelist you need to apply in the VK group or discord server. The size of the world is 10 million blocks in all directions. We offer survival with minor plugins, where you can find friends, explore the new unknown world of Minecraft.

    Added 1000 achievements, Emotecraft, now your friend can dance to the guitar, because the server has its own texture pack with renames. The pack is constantly updated and new character customizations, interiors by seasons, etc. are added. 02/13/23 – a year has passed since the server opened, there has been no wipe so far, and you can see what people have built in a year of existence and on the same day a global update was announced.

    06/22/23 The server has switched to a new version and a wipe has taken place. Hurry up to upload!

    In general, if we have interested you, come in and play.

    Waiting for you on the server, administration, MHCore.

    And remember Minecraft only with MHCore!

    play.mhcore.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • McEcon SMP

    McEcon SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    McEcon! Survival PVE (PVP in nether) 1.7-1.21 | Residence/LandClaim | PlayerShop | McMMO | Grief Prevention | Pets | Auctions | Community | Discord

    Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!Java IP: mcecon.sickgaming.netorBedrock IP: mcecon.sickgaming.net:19132

    Benefits:✔️ Friendly, welcoming community. 🙏✔️ We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! 📚✔️ Bedrock and Java cross platform server.✔️ 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible✔️ Active admins 👥- PVE / PVP Nether🎆✔️ Residence / LandClaim 🏛️✔️ Player Shop (Economy) 💸 💰✔️ McMMO 🌎✔️ Pets 🐶🐱✔️ Auctions 👀🗣✔️ Cracked clients allowed➕ More! 🌈

    We look forward to seeing you on the server!

    Discord:discord.gg/eQj8wyY

    Rules1. No griefing2. No cheating3. No macros/automated scripts4. Be respectful to other players5. Keep the server appropriate6. No player traps

    Java IP: mcecon.sickgaming.netorBedrock IP: mcecon.sickgaming.net:19132

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    mcecon.sickgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP