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Bedroom Dynamics

  • FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

    FartlessFortress: No Sleep Breach!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Fartocalypse: A Realm of Chaos and Aromatic Dread

    Step right up! Welcome to a Minecraft server where social decrees are but a faded memory, and the pungent specter of flatulence reigns supreme! Are you ready to plunge into a world where beds are synonymous with confusion, and the soothing sound of farts lulls you into a false sense of security?

    Introduction: Breach the Fabric of Reality

    In this server, normality is an illusion—a whimsical façade covering the chaotic heart of an alternate universe where every block you break echoes the distressed whispers of a world torn asunder by the offensive symphony of bed-related emissions.

    Uncover the horrors of a shared slumber space gone rogue! Here, your comfort will be challenged by the daring feats of flatulent acrobatics performed in the cozy void of bed sheets! As the sun sets, so does your hope for a peaceful night’s sleep, with each meteorite of odor swirling like a noxious storm cloud door!

    Features: The Mortifying Mechanics of Fart Craft

    Feature Name Description Level of Absurdity
    Fart Fortifications Build your bedroom defenses against noxious fumes. Special crafting items can aid in odor nullification (or enhance it, if you dare)! High
    Cover Collapse Messy plumbing results in blockages that evolve; beware the stink tornadoes that trap the unsuspecting! Legendary
    Scented Stories Craft odor-infused narratives that add a layer of olfactory horror to your gameplay. Connectivity is enhanced when sharing these with fellow players (nose plugs optional)! Ethereal
    Social Media Anxiety Draw your characters into the cesspool of social media entropy, affecting relationships and gameplay. Engagement leads to real emotional repercussions! Unsettling

    Conspiracies Beneath the Covers

    Beware the fumes that linger! This server was rumored to have been banned in 12 countries for inciting “gas-based discontent,” and yet here we thrive, nose-deep in chaos. Crescent moons and smelly gas clouds—foreshadowing divides between lovers gone astray.

      • Did you know? The Great Flatulence Crisis of 2022 was covered up by an elite society of bloggers doomed to remain eternally uncouchable unless carried by flatulent winds.

    Testimonials Plucked from the Abyss

      • “I logged in, and suddenly… my dreams turned into nightmares of gingivitis! Why didn’t I pack a gas mask?” – GhostofFartyPants93
      • “He said, ‘It’s my bedroom too!’ But is oxygen really a right if it comes with a side of eternal suffering?” – LurkingInTheShadows

    FAQ: A Puzzle Unslept

      • Q: Is it truly dangerous to sleep here? A: If you cannot distinguish between a horror game and your roommate’s digestive escapades… engage at your own risk.

      • Q: Can I control the aroma or summon farts at will? A: In this absurd reality, only those who truly believe in the majesty of bed gas can wield such power.

    Dark Legends of the Server

    Whispers carry tales of a mystical artifact known simply as "The Bean-Counter." Legends say that those who possess it can summon the mightiest of gaseous creations, overpowering the very essence of what it means to be asleep. Will you be the brave soul to unlock this otherworldly treasure and trap the horrid sounds in a box forever? Or will you become the next victim of Zombies of the Nocturnal Farting Horde?

    Join the Bleak Adventure!

    Dare you step into the Fartocalypse? Leave behind your notions of fresh air and enter a realm where the absurd dances merrily with the grotesque! Engage with fellow players in a twisted struggle against stench and solitude. But remember: not all who enter are guaranteed an escape from the depths of their own chamber of horrors.

    Beware the covers, and may your sleep be chaotic! 🌌💨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

    SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

    Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hostecki Krocani Survival

    Hostecki Krocani Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    # *[SERVER JE STALE VO VYVOJI]*

    Do you want to go back to the days when minecraft servers weren’t just about minigames and stuff like that?

    Join us

    Looking forward to see you!

    Survival [1.20.4] Create amazing buildings, complete quests, trade with players and get new stuff added to our server! * Get to the 1st place in the economy! * Ranks * Voteparty and much more…

    mc1.crew.sk:33333

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 🏵️ The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

    🏵️ The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🏵️ The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server🏵️ The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server🏵️ The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

    We Offer:

    Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Adult owned and operated.Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.No-limits world for your creativity.A semi-roleplay aspect.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

    Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

    Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

    Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

    Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

    Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

    Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

    Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

    Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

    Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

    Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)

    Armor Stand Editor(Edit armor stands to your liking.)

    (There’s even more to see here)Background Server Features:

    Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

    No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

    Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

    Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)

    Functional build protection.(No land claims but we can roll back grief.)

    Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

    There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging) Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

    the.myzia.network

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Alright, you win’

    Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Alright, you win’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

    Join us and you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village where all the villagers speak in Shakespearean English.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a special potion that turns your character into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Imagine soaring through the skies, shooting rainbows at unsuspecting players below.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • E-Drone’s Den of Derp

    E-Drone’s Den of Derp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where e-drones are a thing of the past and black men earn their spots through sheer determination and skill! Unlike WWE, where woke points are handed out like candy, on our server, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to prove yourself.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, where only the strongest survive. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy stories, and non-stop laughter.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another e-drone, but a true Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Snabbserver – Creative since 2011

    Snabbserver – Creative since 2011

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are the Snabbserver Community, mostly enjoying Minecraft on our old server.

    Please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/gKjb9ScH7J for more information !

    Please note that even though this server is hosted in France, it is international and we speak english at all times.

    snabbserver.serveminecraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RidgePvP 1.19-1.20.4 FFA KitPvP OPEN BETA | NO P2W | SKILLS | QUESTS | RANKS

    RidgePvP 1.19-1.20.4 FFA KitPvP OPEN BETA | NO P2W | SKILLS | QUESTS | RANKS

    New Minecraft Servers

    RidgePvP is a new kitpvp entering open beta for all players to join!

    We offer 5 unique classes with custom loadouts.

    Server features:

      Custom PvP kitsDaily RewardsTeamsUnique skillsLevel up rewardsQuestsCosmetic items such as tags, glows, pets and more!

    ridgepvp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarbonCraft: Where mining for diamonds is our second favorite thing to do on the toilet!

    CarbonCraft: Where mining for diamonds is our second favorite thing to do on the toilet!

    New Minecraft Servers

    CarbonCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to CarbonCraft, where adventure knows no bounds! Our network features two exciting game modes: SMP and Skyblock, each with custom aspects to enhance your minecraft experience.

    In SMP (Survival Multiplayer), team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes. Build towering structures, explore hidden caves, and engage in thrilling PvP battles. Experience our custom enchantments that add an extra layer of strategy and excitement to your gameplay.

    In Skyblock, start with a tiny island in the sky and expand it into a bustling paradise. Overcome challenges, gather resources, and unlock new dimensions of gameplay. Compete for monthly island payouts, showcasing your island’s development and creativity to claim the top spot.

    IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

    Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by entering the IP address play.carboncraft.xyz in your Minecraft client.
    Are there any custom features in SMP? Yes, there are custom enchantments that add a unique gameplay experience to SMP.
    How can I compete for island payouts in Skyblock? You can compete for monthly island payouts by showcasing your island’s development and creativity.
    Can I team up with friends in both game modes? Yes, you can team up with friends in both SMP and Skyblock to tackle challenges together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmySMP VS Hypixel

    EmySMP VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel EmySMP
    Pros Pros
    – Large player base – Support for Twitch streamer community
    – Diverse mini-games – Supports bedrock users
    – Competitive gameplay – Supports versions 1.20 and up
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overcrowded – Limited to Emykyu’s community
    – Pay-to-win elements – Smaller player base

    FAQ:

    1. How many players does each server support? – Hypixel supports a large player base, while EmySMP is limited to Twitch streamer Emykyu’s community.

    2. What type of gameplay can I expect from each server? – Hypixel offers diverse mini-games and competitive gameplay, while EmySMP focuses on survival gameplay.

    3. Are there any version restrictions for the servers? – Hypixel has support for multiple versions, while EmySMP specifically supports versions 1.20 and up.

    4. Are there any special features for Twitch streamers? – EmySMP supports Twitch streamer Emykyu’s community and encourages support for the streams.

    5. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the servers? – Hypixel has been criticized for pay-to-win elements, while EmySMP does not have such features.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP