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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5301 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner craziness and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world that will make you feel like a real-life treasure hunter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of ridiculousness that gives you the power to make your enemies explode into confetti!
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