BEDROOM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	6245	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardlySexyMinecraftSMP, BEDROOM, chemistry, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, lingerie, love, Passion, relationships, role playing, Romantic, seduction, Sexy, theory vs reality, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	668
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

OMG, so like, have you ever tried to flirt with a creeper in Minecraft? It’s like, so sexy in theory because they’re all green and explosive, but then they blow up in your face and it’s just awkward AF. But on our server, we embrace the awkwardness and turn it into comedy gold! Join us for epic pranks, ridiculous building challenges, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. Plus, our admin once accidentally turned their house into a giant cake because they thought it was a mod, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

FridaysWithNoHubbyTV

aita, BEDROOM, Contention, Friday Nights, FridaysWithNoHubbyTV, hard work, husband, Laundry, relationship, relegated to the basement, rupaul’s drag race, small house, social media, spoilers, Storage, taking over the living room, tv show, unfinished basement, unreasonable, working out

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crops Grown:	1450
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Farms Harvested:	911	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Are you tired of being banished to the basement just to watch your favorite show while your husband sulks upstairs? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and build your own fabulous drag race runway, complete with glitter, glam, and all the drama you can handle.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also create your own workout area to get those muscles pumping, a laundry room to keep your clothes clean, and endless storage space for all your Minecraft treasures. And if your husband dares to complain, just build him a cozy bedroom where he can sulk in peace while you slay the runway.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner drag queen shine! Who knows, maybe RuPaul himself will make a guest appearance and crown you the ultimate Minecraft queen. It’s time to sashay away from the drama and into a world of creativity and fun.

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, BEDROOM, comfort, Cozy, dream, Duvet, in, LAYING, Lazy, long tail, mattress, moids bed, mystic, NAP, Peaceful, pillows, Realm, recharge, Relaxation, REST, SHEETS, Sleep, tags, unwind

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	3286	Villages Defended:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate place to be, trust me. Why? Well, because when you join, it’s like you’re laying in moids bed, but in Minecraft form. I know, crazy right? But it’s true!

You’ll be surrounded by all the cozy vibes and chill energy that moids bed has to offer, but in a virtual world. Imagine building your own little pillow fort or snuggling up with some pixelated blankets. It’s a whole new level of comfort and relaxation, my dude.

Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out in a place that feels like moids bed? It’s like a dream come true for all us Minecraft players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the server and experience the ultimate in virtual comfort and coziness. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyCatWatchers

BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.

Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

BedroomBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, BEDROOM, BedroomBoss, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, refusing to stay out, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, shared room, shower, Siblings, TEENAGE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of sharing a bedroom with your sibling who thinks they can kick you out whenever they want? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual bedroom where you can shower in peace without any annoying siblings kicking you out!

We understand the struggle of sharing a room with someone who thinks they own the place. On our server, you can build your own bathroom connected to your bedroom so you never have to deal with entitled siblings again.

Don’t let your mom call you an entitled, selfish brat for standing up for yourself. Join our server and show her that you can have your own space without any drama.

Join now and create the ultimate virtual bedroom where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with annoying siblings again!

BedroomBizarreCraft

Abnormal, BEDROOM, BedroomBizarreCraft, BIZARRE, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, freakish, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	4774	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

BedrockBoudoir

acceptance, BedrockBoudoir, BEDROOM, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, consent, Evolving, experimentation, Exploration, fetish, growth, Intimacy, kink, normal, open-minded, Pleasure, relationships, sexual liberation, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Join our server and explore a whole new world of possibilities, where taboo and unusual are the norm! Build giant phallic structures, have epic battles with flying pigs, and participate in wild orgies with villagers (just kidding… maybe).

You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner freak flag fly and join us today!

Mystic Dreamlands 1.21

Alluring, attractive, beauty, Bed.., BEDROOM, desire, Dreamlands, Erotic, Gorgeous, hot, INTIMATE, lingerie, mystic, naked, passionate, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Stunning, Tempting, Yunyun

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Towns Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why? Because she’s so hot! I know, right? But like, not in a creepy way, in a totally cool and Minecrafty way. Join now and experience the hottest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sunscreen because this server is on fire, literally. Don’t miss out on the hotness, join now!

Creeper’s Casserole – Aunt Karen’s Special

aunt, awkward meals, casserole, CREEPERS, disgusting food, distasteful meals, dreaded dishes, family cooking, family dinners, family gatherings, family get-togethers, family traditions, gross meals, horrible meal, inedible food, Karens, revolting food, Special, strange dishes, strange meals, unappetizing dishes, uncomfortable meals, unpalatable dishes, unpleasant meals, weird food

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	886	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Tired of Aunt Mildred’s infamous tuna casserole that tastes like a mix of old socks and expired mayo? Well, ditch the gross grub and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is like a virtual buffet of deliciousness, with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake (shh, don’t tell the Ender Dragon). Say goodbye to gross family meals and hello to a world where the only thing on the menu is fun! So come on over and dig into some tasty adventures with us, because life’s too short for bad food and boring games!

Chickadee Brain Boost Server

avian cognition, Behavior, Birds, Boost, Brain, caching strategies, chickadee, cognitive skills, Environment, food storing, Impact, intelligence, LIFESPAN, Longevity, memory abilities, research, scientific discovery, Server, spatial learning, study, Survival, understanding surroundings, wildlife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Votes:	9835	New Chunks Explored:	876575
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, fnaf, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist known for creating intricate and otherworldly illustrations that often feature celestial themes. With a unique style characterized by vibrant colors and dreamlike imagery, AstralSpiff has gained a dedicated following on social media platforms. Their work showcases a love for astrology, science fiction, and fantasy, and continues to inspire and captivate viewers around the world.

Zombie Mayhem

alliances, Apocalypse, base building, blood moon, Challenging, danger, Defending, Event, experienced players, Friends, Hordes, INTENSE, PvE, skilled players, Sprinting zombies, Survival, team play, teamwork, Thrill, variants, zombies

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

burvtree.playit.gg

EsmeraldaMC

Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Defending, Destroying, EsmeraldaMC, Events, Exploring, Fighting, gameplay, ip address, Journey, legend, Mini Games, Mining, PvP, Ranks, Server, skill levels, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6466
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

198.244.176.200:25636

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

Axes, Bartering economy, bedrock, Bows, Caution, Conquer, crystals, destroy, Explore, extravagant builds, Find, geysers, hacked clients, ignore, java, Land Claims, MINERALS, Monuments, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Shop, strong survive, Survival, Swords, Teleport, Trading, Tweak, USA East, Vanilla, world border, Youll

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP
Quality of Life Enhancements
Bartering Economy
Boundless Exploration
Permanent Legacy
TNT Duplication Enabled

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

Crafty Falcom Server #1999

Crafty, digital preorder, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, Fow Games, Gagharv Trilogy, guides, hajimari, JP PSN, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

The Terrifying Minecraft SMP

blonde girl, Brutal, creepy, Disturbing, Fun, Gore, Halloween, horror movie, hot chick, lame death, Minecraft, retarded, sawn in half, scary clown, Shocking.., skeleton outfit, slasher film, smp, Suspenseful, Terrifier, Terrifying, Thriller, Twisted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8866	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a skeleton-outfit chick who’s hotter than the Nether itself. And don’t worry, if you die a lame death, you can always come back as a blonde girl who gets sawn in half for extra entertainment value.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be able to navigate their llama-filled lair and come out on top? Or will you end up as their next sacrifice in the name of llama domination?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos, adventure, and questionable fashion choices. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously, especially not the llamas.

Wedding Wars: Sister Edition

Canada, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Edition, family, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, India, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, travel, vacation, Wars, Wedding, wedding etiquette

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Votes:	7400
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

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Cheney4DemsCraft

20 years later, 2004, Bipartisan, change of heart, Cheney4DemsCraft, Democratic president, Dick Cheney, election, Future, guess, historical event, oracle, outcome, Politics, prediction, REPUBLICAN, speculation, Surprise, unexpected, Voting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

If an oracle told you in 2004 that 20 years later Dick Cheney would vote for a Democratic president, you’d probably think they were smoking some enchanted mushrooms. But hey, crazier things have happened, just like on our Minecraft server! Join us and witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties. Who knows, maybe even Dick Cheney will log on and start building a peace garden with Obama. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures this side of the Nether!