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CraftyThoughts Minecraft Server

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, contemplative thoughts, CraftyThoughts, critique, Evaluation, girl, judgment, Minecraft, Opinions, Perception, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, scrutiny, Server, Thoughts, Viewpoint, WOMAN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical unicorn paradise where the blocks are made of glitter and the creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the players – they’re all secretly Minecraft wizards who can build entire castles with just a flick of their wand… I mean, pickaxe. So if you want to join a server where pigs fly (literally) and the diamonds are as common as dirt, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Events, Furry, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, vrlg, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	6899
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	162597	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Star Shards Collected:	151	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	498011
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Votes:	1184	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	47192

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!