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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2194 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!