#Bedridden MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BingeCraft72

comedy, HBO, amazon prime, Thriller, series

Are you tired of being stuck in bed with nothing to do? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Imagine this – you’re bedridden for 72 hours, but instead of binge-watching some boring show, you’re crafting your own virtual empire with your fellow players. Who needs TV when you can create your own adventures in a blocky wonderland?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and protect your loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and turn your bedridden days into a wild and wacky adventure!

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TrashCraft – Skip Rehearsal, Build Blocks!

cast, Skip, last four months, missed rehearsal, sick

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where missing a rehearsal is a crime worse than stealing diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by virtual drama teachers who expect you to perform even when you’re bedridden and vomiting.

Our server is filled with intense drama and high stakes, just like a high school play. You’ll never know what outrageous response you’ll get when you tell your virtual drama teacher that you can’t make it to rehearsal because you’re feeling sick. Will they understand and offer sympathy? Or will they hit you with a “I hurt every day literally can’t walk and I’m here”? The suspense is killing us!

So come join our server and experience the chaos of high school drama, where missing a single rehearsal can lead to disappointment and guilt trips. Who needs diamonds when you can have virtual drama instead?

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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

flu, FATIGUE, Fever, Quarantine, Medicine

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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Sick Gamer’s Minecraft Server

Gamers, #unwell, unable to play, too sick to play video games, Sickness

Are you tired of being too sick to play video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing properties that will cure you instantly! Just log on and watch your illness disappear as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory!

Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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DisaBRObilityCraft

Job Search, depression, INDEPENDENCE, DisaBRObilityCraft, Expectations

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

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FeverCraft Minecraft Server

ignoring, complaining, unfairly treated, stuffy head, #bedridden

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty behavior is not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of drama and ridiculousness as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.

Are you tired of being told to “suck it up” when you’re feeling under the weather? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the petty. Join us and unleash your inner drama queen as we create hilarious scenarios and outrageous stories together.

Whether you’re looking to settle a virtual feud or just want to let loose and have some fun, our server is the perfect place for you. So come on in and join the madness – because here, being petty is the name of the game!

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/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

Official WoW News, Argent Dawn, NA guild, Threads of Destiny, wowg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

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SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

haunted house etiquette, panic attack, customer feedback, haunted house, haunted house safety

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

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CraftyPainzMC

hurt, slapstick, Pain, amusing, comedic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

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Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

RothC model simulation, Benefits, CHOPPED, Rotation, climate change adaptation

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

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