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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5426 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.
so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.