Forget about real-life pests and parasites, come hang out with us and build your dream world without any worries. Our server is so bug-free, even the spiders are on vacation in the Nether. Don’t let bed bugs ruin your day, join our server and escape to a world where the only bugs you’ll encounter are the ones you can easily defeat with a sword.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the bed bugs behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly bug-free gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unlike my poor neighbor who is about to have a very itchy situation on her hands.
Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where you never know what will happen next, just like living in NYC with a husband who travels constantly. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top like a boss mom? Or will you crumble under the pressure and throw watermelon at the wall in frustration?
Join now for a chance to test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the craziness of our Minecraft server. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone refuses to bag their luggage and unleashes bedbugs on the whole family!
Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!
Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.
Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.
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| Server Name | Harvest SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Survival Multiplayer |
| Season | Season 3 – Harvest Season |
| Community Focus | Community participation, events, and builds |
| Mods | Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods |
To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.
The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.
All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.
Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.
We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.
The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you participate in a Target Extraction mission for the infamous [Gregor] ID & E.G.O? Only on our server, where the tutorial is crucial and the spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina are abundant.
Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!
Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!
And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of rebel chickens who have declared war on all players. Can you survive their relentless pecking and clucking attacks?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!